::sick::

The feeling of being able to sleep 24/7 is good... but not when you are extremely sick...Self prescribed medication is normally enough.. but not this time.. fell so sick till i have to go to the doctor's... imagine i went to the doctor on Saturday morning... and now.. being a Monday evening, i am still not recovering... ::pukez::

Never have i puked so much, visited the toilet so much in a day... so bad that i think i might as well just camp inside the toilet and call it home... diet was plain too... eating porridge or bread or soup stuff for daily three meals... no cold water somemore... oh man! it's like going cold turkey for Junk Food!

Mommie attributed my illness to eating too much chocolate.... i dun think so... must be the clubbing that night... and of course i was sick before that... but seriously think the alcohol did a lot of damage to my system. And the alcohol disrupted my sleep cycle timing.. so badly that i was up at 3 am in the morning with nothing to do, ended up playing mahjong on my phone... and of course the medication contributed more torture and trauma to me.... been having so much nightmare every time i go into sleep, ranging from me trying to run away from something.. or people that i have offended or hate are out there trying to kill me with whatever u can think of... including bananas!.. oh man.. think i am really going crazy... at one point of time... i was dreaming about me trying to be a terrorist and selling confidential information to our neighbouring country.. and i woke up breathing very heavily... not as if i have had great hot sex... but because i was arrested and subjected to a lot of torture by my nemesis-es....

Enough about my weird dreams.... Singapore's TV programmes are really thrashy... here as i am typing my blog.. i am relegated to watching Wheel of Fortune Singapore where losers are playing so hard for peanuts... my my... the American version is so much better and u can actually feel the excitement when some guy actually won $100,000 buckaroos!!! whoopee! and I hate mediacorp so much because they basically just show Mr Bean over and over again... and not other shows that are worth watching....

Being so bored... decided to watch Season 5 of Sex and the City which Begot bought for me... despite me NOT watching the first four season... and i must admit... it is really full of sex and not suitable for Singapore's TV.. but beneath all that explicit content, it is actually very educational which teaches people all about trust, love and most importantly of all... Friendships.... now i just got to wait for the other first 4 seasons worth of DVDs to reach me so that i can really enjoy the whole series....and they always say the mind will start thinking about stupid things when it has got nothing to do.... so i started thinking about how many true friends i have....

And boy am i glad to say that i dun need so many friends who are just hi-bye friends... i have got the world's greatest people as my friends... despite being able to count with my hands...(or maybe more than that).. they are always there to bring lots of colours into my life... cheer me up when i am really down and sad... so much to say.. but really so hard to pen it down... but many of my close friends know how much i value my friends more than my family and i can truly say... if i were to leave this world, i will have no regrets because i have known so many great people....here's some of them... enjoy the beautiful memories....

Rubee and Sorra

Markie, Mel and June doing Yoga.. haha!

The power of 3 plus the Lost Sister

47/02 SOCC platoon mates.. well most of them here are the ones i like....

June, Me and Mel

Me and Angelia - the begot

going to rush report.... more later....

can't stand the rawness of this post

:P

::rotting away::

oh man.. the feeling of being on leave and not doing any army-related work is good... but rotting away at home is definitely not good!

I need a job... Desperately!

Can;t even be enjoying myself with going to the movies, lunching out because basically, i am too dman broke! and also i am too lazy to get out of the house... haha.. call me a lazy bum.. i dun really care...

Okie okie... got to get back to work.... report to be handed up on tuesday... think i really got to start looking for a job! at least i can make some money!!!!!

Shout Out!! P.I.M.P::P.I.M.P::P.I.M.P

Shout out to Rubee and Janice and the rest of the gang for making P.I.M.P such a wonderful event and night of the week....Was quite a good event, as comparable to bashes i went previously.. met Pp, Kum Hong, Weixi, John teo, etc... but went there with Kimmie, Boon and Sora. Supposed to meet at 1015... but ended up waiting for them till 2255.. and ended up sitting outside devils' bar till 2345 because our dear Sorra lost the tickets that rubee passed to her to help sell and she had to do hard sell at the front door... think she was desparate enough to offer more to sell the tickets...

Music that night was quite good... all Hip-hop... even played Toxic... the sluttish song... but didn;t get to have the chance to dance to it because went to get drinks with Eunice... haiz! miss it.. such a sensual song to dance to....

As usual, the girls were f*cking wasted AGAIN!!!.. but the only 2 girls who were still sober and had to carry the heavy burden of taking care of the others were Janice and Eunice... we three had such a hard time... having to support rubee's heavy head... which she huei here and there.... and banged into my rib cages...OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!.. rubee was so wasted and drunk that she just kept whining and puking... Sorra was dragged home by Boon.. Wendy was sent home by Kimmie... and dear Eunice lost her bag (with everything inside..think somebody took her bag home by mistake... hope she is able to find it back)... sent her back to her hall.... but poor thing!

Of course... why were they so drunk? Low tolerance level... the I-Am-Not-Drunk mentality and kept drinking more... and the worst of all, while people had drink coupons, we had drink Booklets... had like 60 over shots of whisky... how not to get drunk and high... but was surprised by how so many shots of whisky didn't knock me out since i have not drank for a long time....

All the alcohol definitely made many gone wild and people were over each other... one perfect example... Wendy and Kimmie

My new found friend - Eunice

And of course... the 2 beauties who brought the whole show together

Will be uploading more pics later.. watch this space for updates...

Thanks peeps:)

major eyeshut needed now...later...

think we are just so mad when the polaroid's in action

Shake it..shake it.. shake it like a POLAROID picture

Just heard on the news... A section of Nicoll Highway collapsed today... horrible...Uncle's shop around that corner... tried contacting him to check on his safety.... but nobody seems to be able to get him... Granny got real worried... but thankfully uncle her in time to report safety... but damn funny... the way the news reported... saying that there should be no signs of Terrorism.. maybe it's just me lah.. being in the army makes me feel more oblivious to terrorism...

Daddy bought this leg massage machine.... which i dun really like.. but it came with a free gift.. something which is so cool... (will take the pic and upload it soon).. it's an eye massager... damn cool to use.. and damn relaxing....somemore got different vibrating mode and speed.. haha!!! it's damn funny....

Think being ORD-ing mood has made me become more wacky and weird... after that visit to mel's house the other day where she had lots of lambs on her bed... decided to buy her one today also to add on to her collection... and i didn't want to tell her directly that i bought her a lambie soft toy... it's so cute....so i told her i bought her MUTTON... haha.. how lame is that??

Now waiting for boon and sorra to call me so that i can go down to P.I.M.P with them... haha!! dunno why feeling so excited also... must be the desire to go clubbing after so long.. especially with them.. will upload the pictures another day... but i know one thing's for sure...

It's going to be a great party

Mah Li Sa and GownGarGownPya

freakos, eh?

My middle name should be DUMBO.. was on my way to buy dinner cos mommi's workplace is haunted and they are going to see a medium and not cooking dinner... then walking walking... and suddenly, i knocked into a pillar.. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Luckily nobody saw it.. otherwise it is going to be so malu-ating....

Today's the start of hibernation... didn't exactly sleep late like i wanted to.. woke up at 0745... thanks to my dear storeman who called my phone by accident... Bleah.. had to finish up my report which i have to hand up tomorrow... didn't even know where to start because everything's in a mess... but thank goodness!!! the initial report by some old fogey wrote that the account is messy... haha!! so that basically solved everything.. just need to further fine tune my own report and everything will be fine and i will be able to enjoy my leave in peace and tranquility.But the feeling of being able to work as and when i want and SLEEP as and when i want is so good... the beauty of clearing leave... and my poor understudy's stuck in the office doing work... take heart... i was once like that

So excited about tomorrow... Rubee's event is on tomorrow...P.I.M.P- Party In My Place and i am going.. haha! been such a long time since i last went clubbing... dun even think i can hold my liquor anymore... after the last council gathering.. got high after just One(!!!) glass of drink... used to be able to drink so much more.. haha! just let's see how tomorrow will be lah... Of course... Rubee and Janice... all the best tomorrow! it's going to be a great show and PARTY!!

Can't wait to go for P.I.M.P.. hehe

Firstly, got to thank Melissa for helping me rectify my blog... being the computer idiot that Army has made me become, i dun even know how to do this kind of thing... think i really got to start picking up lots of computer knowledge when i leave the army....

Anyway... yesterday was my last official working day.. going to stay at home and start to convert to civillian and stop scolding vulgarities, being corny and most importantly.. try to bridge relationships by being 38.... so much to do.. cleaning my room, redecorating my room, buying new furniture and even thinking of painting too.... time to make my room feel like M-I-N-E! have handed everything over to Kevin... email account (which is like the most important one of all), my bvery naughty storemen, everything that he needs... only thing not done now is the Handing and Taking Over certificate which i might just go back to office one day and finish everything........

The past week has been rather fun... haha... imagine going to work and just sat there reading newspaper every single minute and going for tea breaks as and when i like it... did occasional teaching here and there.. (nothing much to teach also lah....DUNNO what to teach also...) haha sometimes feel as though i playing punk! but too bad.. ORD PERSONNELS are like the BIGGEST F*CK around!! :P........

Went for Singapore International Film Fest Opening film... watched both Cut and this Korean movie by Kim Ki-Duk entitled Spring Summer Autumn Winter.. and Spring... very simple story line. how a little monk was brought up and how he later fell in love with a girl who came to seek solace and treatment and they had HOT SEX in the open under a waterfall... haha! and how he everntually commit murder because the girl left him for another man and he later taking over his master. Cut on the other hand was nothing controversial at all. The film was simply a in-your-face-insult directed at the Board of Film Censors... really funny... worth a watch.. but nothing as good and comparable to 15.

And since my very first Esplanade buddy Kai will be leaving for studies in states (bloody stupid place to go too.. i will explain why later).. so the last event we can watch together is this year's Arts Fest..... think we are really mad.. bought shows for 3 shows at one shot..... but will definitely be watching WOMAD this year with Sorra and Rubee.. since i promised them LONG LONG TIME AGO!! and if i break that promise... hell will break loose! and i will be the losing party! haha!........

Anyway.. back to the Why Americans are stupid people issue... was trying to post something over to the states to Angelia and the parcel was filled with lots of food which she requested for. A prior notice (something like a travel permit for food.. what the hell?!#@$) must first be obtained.. but the bloody and ONLY website that can issue the permit is always down. and now i can't send the bloody parcel over to the states... *bleah*. Stupid Americans.. think that anybody out of America is a terrorist who is out to kill... of course i understand their paranoia... but not to that extent rite? think they are really mad...:( and poor Angelia cannot get her Hello Pandas! ahaha! too bad... (and by the way Lia... if u are reading this... WHERE ARE MY OTHER SEX AND THE CITY DVDs? I AM STILL WAITING SO THAT I CAN START MY MARATHON OVER HERE IN SINGAPURA)

Was over at Melissa's (Mah-Li-Sa) - which means %#*#$%(% in Burmese.. haha) place last night and we had so much fun... we actually had such a good team to set up a creative services company... let me tell you why...

haha... more later...

Oh yah... to all those who're in school now.. exams so be over... go relax and paint the town red!

*bleah*

Just as i am basking in the happy moments of afternoon's lunch, and had a good afternoon nap, 67624478 started flashing on my handphone...

The number's from camp, cos it's encrypted. But nobody from office will call me, since my whole store went out for lunch.

But i took the call anyway, in case anything happened in camp and my boss is looking for me.... and man... i regretted picking up the call... and out of respect and not wanting to get into trouble for insurbordination, i called the guy "Sir" when i recognise his voice.... it's Fat Bastard::Mr Yeo sometimes.. i just wonder why Log Branch got 2 bastards.... haiz.. when i have such good working relationships with Log Branch

Anyway.. can't really remember the whole conversation in exact details cos i was still in the midst of my afternoon nap... but i was really pissed off by the way he called my name TAN ENG TECK in full and also said something like this...

oh man... how irritating can that be? getting scolded by somebody who doesn't do work at all and all he does is sitting in the office and still gets promoted? the ironies of life or rather...::the ironies of ARMY life..... guess they are pretty much the reason why the army is not progressing... this bloody fat bastard really screwed up my day... i mean how many days in life can u actually feel happy...

I remember reading in Janice's Blog that "...it's the simple things that we do that makes people happy...". But it's also these kind of simple act like giving some people irritating calls that spoils a person's day. To hell with these people!!

There are just so many things i want to write about... These few weeks have been such a rollercoaster ride... I feel the need to be alone... but i also know that i can really relaxed over a cup of coffee or profiteroles when i am out with my friends. I believe i really need some time for myself, and for my family. And dear peeps, please pardon me if i dun seem to ethusiastic abt meeting up, or pulling a long face. And peeps.. all the best for ur exams.. will be fine on my own and will be ready for lots of fun and actions after ur exams.... and Lia.. all the best for ur dance performance, even though i would very much want to fly over to the states now to give u the support and encouragement that you need...

Finally, the feeling of O-R-D-ing is so strong, and it feels so near.

Kevin (my understudy, not Mel's boyfren is back from course. Finally i can start teaching him so that i can handover to him within a week's time. Yeah!

Today's really a slack day. Haven't been going back to work for the past few days. Went to office and check my email... and while the counter was showing 1....2....3..., i tot to myself proudly :It will at most hit 50 new messages.. and guess what.. in just a matter of 2 days of not going to work...103 new messages! Madness!

Then my boss came down to my office for a short discussion after some lady sent us an email stating some write off thingy (which explains why so many emails were flying around between Chief Signal and my useless Bastardy Head Log). Short discussion and everything was over... of cos my boss just gave me some instructions to follow and gave me some time to finish becaue he himself also knows that it is not easy to complete the whole task. And he was asking us where are we going to eat and whether we have money or not....

Me: Sir, Financial Year close oredi mah... so no money!

Boss: Huh? how come? oh yah yah... FY haven open yet... then you all got enough money or not?

Me: No lah Sir. I'm giving them a treat. It's my ORD treat to them for all the work they have done during my stint here, and i think they deserve it.

Boss: Wah! okie okie... do you want me to contribute $100?

Me: No Sir. No need. Thanks for the offer.

I bet if my boys were to read this, they will be bound to kill me because if i had taken the money, they would not have paid so much extra per person. But i would rather he give my boys a treat on his own another time.... My boss's pretty nice to my store as a whole. Think he knows how hard they have worked and also at the same time, i have created this very strong impression of my store to my store... kinda whatever reasonable requests we want, he will accede.

Had a great time at Hotel Phoenix where the guys just pig out... even though the journey there wasn't exactly very safe ( took a cab down where this driver drives like a car racer and thinks he owns the road, reading his Cabby magazine when the cab comes to a stop) The guys are just so much of a joke... things like comparing races and religion appeared as table conversation.. few examples are as below:

A: Hey... I'm Half Chinese.....
B: Then what's your other half?
A: The other half.. Chinese too....

Wah liew! That kind of stupid joke coming from a VJC boy.. haha! another better one.. from the mouth of an ACJC boy..

Christian: Hey... I'm Christian.....
Friend: Yah... I'm Muslim

Pure Lame-ness... Period.

But even though i really dun wanna say this, my boys have been my greatest source of joy and laughter in a stressful working environment that i am in. Even though they rather pissed me off with their slackness and laziness, but they are sure to cheer you up with their funny antics and lamesness! Haha.... Thank you so much, Guys - Adi, Minghui, Danny, Chris the Schizo, Dinosaur, Ding, Adrius, Hilme, Rashyid, Sara, Zhirong, James, Vijay, Hanxiong, San and Mr Ooi....

Finally the long awaited date is coming... the prelude to getting the PINK has started...

28 dyas of leave to clear... and i will be rotting at home...COOL!

And to all those who are studying for exams.... ALL the BEST!